Archives for March 2017

If an orange means hello, how many grapefruit does it take to say goodbye?

If you know, please tell me and Jerry, and Nancy and Kerry.

We are joined together today in celebration of this completion of the cycle of the moon. 

There is nothing but sky, clouds and vapour. 

High ho silver lining.

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Did they say yes?

Who’s asking?

A pear fell down the stairs, conveniently landing on a large gold plate.

Two oarsmen and women, pulled back and the boat surged forward as if propelled by a huge turbocharged engine.

Later, the plate sat on the end of the pier and the questions had all been answered.

The flow of liquid across the channels increased as requests poured in.

A popular show and competition, the annual Festival of Fast Flowing Follies, was in its tenth year.

People wore their best robes or none at all. A very odd sight.

A ramp was in place to allow the roller-blading-royalty a really fine view and a good head start.

A few misplaced tourists were, well…misplaced. Lost in the wrong place, a city, they had planned a beach vacation and instead were at the best cultural event of the year.

Who would ever ask for their money back when such a provocative, educational mistake as this was made?

We can only guess.

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If the form is yellow and the number, has a T after it, go to the left; if the form is white, blue or pink and has a Y after the number, come back tomorrow.

Look how easy it is to invent, to be creative!

Creativity, the result of it, usually makes someone feel good.

Benefits and bounty.

Boric acid and beauty. 

Befuddled and Brilliantly Boosting.

If the temperature is too low the mixture will just become a blob and will not achieve the crispness and golden color everyone longs for 

When apples were first invented – got you there – they were a prized fruit!

If the average time to buy a magazine is twenty seconds, how long would it then take to check in online for a 5 hour flight?

Is the day paved with velvet wallpaper?

And can you design, decorate and deliver?

We all think you can. Try!