This is Not a Bill.
And there’s more!
Included in the totally free offer is a free serving of freedom!
And as you’ve been such a good listener, we are throwing in a towel.
Not “the towel” just “a towel”, it makes a big difference! See!
You may need a towel. Who doesn’t!?
By the way, towels are out of stock at the moment, imports are sticky and we love dealing with the rest of the world. So please be patient. Appreciated.
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