Twenty ways to prolong vigorous youth had been proposed by the regional government.
Many of the studies trying to prove this or that substance, ranging from frosted puff cereal to thick full milk cream portions at every meal, seemed to lack solid and reliable testing methodologies.
It was decided to, for now at least, to stick with the plan of a daily glass of red wine, a bite of cheese, an apple or pear, a slice of smoked avocado-turkey-noodle bread and half an olive.
Live long and prosper!
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