The Replies Book

Work and the tugging dog.

It was discovered that people were no longer wearing ties because dogs liked them too much.

What better to chew and tug on?

Giving a lecture to five hundred specialists with a dog holding onto your tie proved tricky.

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Were you going to eat the last slice?

Statisticians cannot change reality by doing so.

People may frown.

You will enjoy it.

Perhaps the best idea you’ve had in the last ten seconds?

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They polished the pile of sand until it cascaded further into final reckoning.

Every day shone like polished silica.

Inside the memory shelter dancers quoted poetry.

Performers slept through it all.

Everyone applauded.

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The standard deviation of thought.

Possibilities in a cul de sac.

Add the remaining numbers even if they are not there.

Stay out of the sun.

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On the coast of a greeting.

Say Hi, hello, how are you.

There are no exceptions.

Each one may be a secret genius or a saintly sentient.

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