Taming a spear of asparagus is not beneficial in normal terms.

Yet, you could become known as the Asparagus Tamer.

Specialization deserves a bit of laughter and fun.

If everybody had letters after their name, we would probably ask what the letters meant every time we met someone for the first time.

A reviewer of hotels could be Frank Trotter, FROHS – Fellow of the Reviewers of Hotels Society.

Is this any less valid than what exists now!?

Yours, TPWWTST – The Person Who Writes These Strange things.