Only alpha and gamma versions were offered.

Apparently gamma was vastly better. It was kinder, funnier and much more empathetic.

As a child, we were influenced by anyone who seemed confident, until we were over five years old when that amazing ability to detect truth kicked in.

What we didn’t know then was that there would be epsilon versions and that would cause such a difference, a new world, that we might even give up ice cream!

Today we are dutifully washing spinach and painting the walls.