They gave me a dashboard, I was expecting a suitcase.

You see I like to travel, I travel often. Sometimes down the road, and a little less often across oceans.

We try to say a few words in a local language, sometimes there are several, everywhere we go.

I would never pretend to “live like a local” – it just isn’t what happens; I’m sipping coffee at a cafe when others are delivering beer kegs and machine parts!

The dash is good but the case is better.