The second door on the right.

There was only one door. Is it possible this was the one the ancient man meant?

Sometimes directions are so hard to follow.

What is also hard to follow, but never wrong is the directions given by your “Inner Google”. 

You may “Yelp” at that idea, but really, does Entitled from Poughkeepsie or Hopeless from Pasco have any idea at all about what you will enjoy? 

No! That’s the right answer. And you know it makes sense!

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