Selling the equator for a cup of cinnamon tea, was tricky.

The number of qualified buyers was clearly going to be small and yet also indeterminable.

But we are equipped to find solutions.

Bribing participants with small 88% cacao chocolate bars did the trick.

We were offered new lyrics to old songs and a guitar missing two strings.

This looks like it’ll be a multi-volume, 12-part series, three movie adventure.

Just what we like to start soon after breakfast.