From Warren Buffet’s Berkshire Hathaway annual briefing to American Idol, these things are falling into the dull un-energized sink-hole of a video conferencing app.

There’s no crowd, no audience, no communion of energy shared.

The thrill is gone, the energy is gone.

Replacing sex with a conversation about sex is a lesson in disappointment. It’s no substitute.

If what you want is not available, not on the menu and you still want a special and enjoyable experience, your best bet is to order Something Completely Different, not a sad second best.