It’s the new boost formula with an extra kick, multi-nutrition, and a touch of cinnamon.

Should you try it? No reason has been given why you should, but we all know that’s coming soon, perhaps a paragraph or two later.

Are we peddling snake oil or a revolutionary invention, a new chance to remain forever at peak performance just by swallowing a spoonful of this cherry-flavored elixir?

Are we selling anything, or telling you of something we were offered by a man wearing a mask.

We were wearing a mask as well and it all makes it a little harder to see the twitching and squirming of a bandit.

But we feel a twinge of temptation, the cherry flavor might be worthwhile on its own.