Striding along the main street in purple clothing, they knew I could command a galaxy.

Eating raw chocolate with baked carrot sealed the deal.

Who could argue with a single word I said?

One person did and they now work as a chairman of a large bank.

Yes, they got sucked in to being the awful purveyor of cheating and lack of service.

But they own an orange yacht bigger than I could have imagined and they’re accustomed to things as they are.

Meanwhile we are laughing, and thankfully, not all the way to the bank!