Sparks of butter and the saucy comments of a lettuce.

We think we have strayed into the “wrong” part of the town.

Recipes are shown in restaurant windows as if they are posters for banned films.

There is consistent copying of sales copy along the lines of “come in and see the show…two for the price of one”.

Two of what? We have no idea.

Fortunately tomorrow will, we are told, be a good day for surfing, meditation and serene contemplation.

It’s OK.