Splendid views with an emphasis on exaggeration.

We really care about the view.

That telegraph pole blended with a stack of old rusting garden implements in the next door yard does not quality for glorious view of the decade.

The nano-slit glimmer of the lake we might see if we could just notice it between a garage and the rear door of a garden shed, you’ve got to be joking.

The mountainside and the goats in view only when standing on top of the kitchen counter, not good enough.

Honesty and quality. Please!