They gave us a free card. Well, it must be free as they didn’t charge anything.
Not so fast. The costs started from the moment we dialed the phone number.
We should have known as “1 800 I EAT YOU” sounds a bit, well, dodgy.
There is a difference between a gift horse (never look it in the mouth) and a Trojan Horse (never let it in).
So now we know.
Strange how “Know” is “Now” with a K in front….