Our valuation should be around $4.3 billion.
The reason is quite simple.
We have some wow ideas and amazing execution skills.
And…you don’t want to miss out do you?
So if our HatchingCompany is ready for investment, you’re gonna want to know when you can participate no matter what the product, service or whimsy is.
However this is a spoof.
And no, we are not aloof!