They had booked me in for a Lotus Fragrant Dynamic Massage but I was given an update to version 8.7.5.2

Seems you can’t get away from it – or without it!

Instead I decided to drink soup, tell jokes and teach novices.

It all worked out well because I was invited back to stay for up to two weeks in the Emperor suite, all treatments and meals included. They even offered to pay for my flight in a private jet.

Sometimes a laser-focus on the weirdness of today, produces the goodness of tomorrow.

Nothing but the best.