The entrance to the cave was in the far corner of the red room.

I had been promised untold treasures and the answers to everything once the journey inside the cave was complete.

I decide first to have tea and scones with Cornish clotted cream, just in case something odd happened and so my last memory of the normal world would be pleasant.

If you or anyone you know has never had said special scones and special cream, we can book you on a tour which will include this heart-rate-rasing treat.

Or, if you prefer, any other island visit is also on the menu.

Carry on.